The Bastards Stole My Waffle

tardiscrash:

the-underground-hufflepuff:

BLACK WIDOW BEING IN THE ORIGINAL AVENGERS IS NOT CANON

SCARLET JOHANSON WAS CAST BECAUSE OF HER BODY

BLACK WIDOW IS A SEXUAL OBJECT

NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO ARGUE THE CHARACTER’S DEPTH, SHE WAS PLACED IN THE MOVIE BECAUSE SHE HAS…

I’d also like to point out… you know… that Scarlet Witch /also/ wasn’t an original Avenger. Neither was Hawkeye. Or Captain America, technically.

And yes, the roster for the first movie was basically the Ultimates roster minus the size-shifters and plus an archer. ‘Nuff said.

the-steve-bucky-ship:

wingmansammy:

"You heard Colonel Phillips, your friend is most likely dead"
"You don’t know that"

30 days until April 4th

… it occurs to me, well… who was Phillips writing that condolence letter to? Steve? Because according to the Marvel Cinematic Universe wiki Bucky’s backstory in this universe is that he was orphaned at an early age. And in this canon they also showed Steve’s sign-up form on the DVD extra showing that Steve had listed himself as having no next of kin (due to being an orphan). 

Sooooo… Bucky must have put someone down as his next of kin, if Phillips was writing signing a letter of condolence to be sent to this next of kin. 

… probably Steve, right?

I may be wrong on this, but I /believe/ the thing about Bucky being orphaned was from one of the MCU tie-in comics released around The First Avenger’s theatrical premier. The basic mindset of MCU tie-in comics is “it’s canon until it’s not.” Meaning that things that happen in the movies /always/ override things that happen in tie-in comics. For example, Dark Elves show up as villains in a tie-in for the first Thor movie, but that tie-in was rendered non-canon by The Dark World. However, Fury’s Big Week currently remains canon, as nothing (to my knowledge) contradicts it. As I said, I don’t recall them specifically stating in The First Avenger that Bucky was an ophan. My point, however, is that it /would/ be MCU canon that he’s an orphan (due to the fact that it’s a plot point in a tie-in comic) prior to The Winter Soldier’s release. The reason being, there is a flashback scene in TWS in which Bucky asks Steve to stay at his house following Steve’s mother’s funeral. Not only does it seem (if I recall correctly) that Bucky /still/ lives with his parents, it also basically almost flat out /says/ that Bucky wasn’t an orphan, because he reminds Steve about when Steve /used/ to come over and spend the night. Something that wouldn’t happen if he lived in an orphanage.

Now, this is all from memory, and I’m slightly exhausted, so it may be even less accurate, but that’s where (if I’m right) the whole issue of Bucky’s status as an orphan rests canonically.

As a final note, it /is/ possible that Bucky was orphaned at a young age, then adopted shortly after.

brichibi:

womanaconda:

smegolas:

bluebirdsandink:

Was anyone else a little bit disappointed that the kick ass Lady Counsel Member turned out to be Natasha? Still love Natasha, but for a few glorious seconds, it was awesome to see an older woman come out of nowhere to kick…

For a split-second, be fore the reveal that it was Nat in disfuise, I was hoping we’d learn that Counsilwoman Hawley was the daughter of Pamela Hawley, who was killed by a HYDRA air raid during WWII. Or that Hawley was her married name, and she was /actually/ Jaqueline Falsworth. Yeah, the second one’s a bit goofy, but I like Spitfire. *chuckle*

Would you rather be a werewolf but no one can ever know, resulting in immediate death if you were ever found out--or be a werewolf but everyone knew and demanded you use your talents for personal gain, fame, world peace, etc.
Anonymous

Hmm… You raise an interesting question, Anon. See, part of the intrigue of werewolf stories for me is the idea of a dangerous secret, so the first proposed scenario has that appeal. However, I’m a big fan of the whole “secret keeper” trope, and, am actually writing a thing now which tries to take a more realistic look at keeping lycanthropy a secret in modern society. (No, it’s not a scathing critique of social media or whatever… it’s mostly a horror-comedy about a horror movie fan thar uses his genre savviness to make his life as a werewolf easy, and the fallout that comes from his friend who’s also a horror movie fan finding out his secret and trying to murder him to “save him from the curse”… which he’s successfully lived with for, like, five years before the beginning of the film.)

So, with that all said, I think I’d take the second option. I could be smart and go “well, nothing says I /have/ to use my powers for anything… it just says that I’ll get pestered about using them for something.” But who are we kidding… I’d totally be a werewolf superhero.

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thebastardsstolemywaffle:

Busted Nose makeup test. Basically, it was just to see if the prosthetic would look right, so pay no attention to the less-than-stellar blood work. Also, pay no attention to my face. It’s 3:30 am… I’m only photogenic between noon and 5pm.

Reblogging because I need to stop posting these things way in the morning, because nobody sees them… *cackle*

A quick video just to show off the piece’s movement.

Busted Nose makeup test. Basically, it was just to see if the prosthetic would look right, so pay no attention to the less-than-stellar blood work. Also, pay no attention to my face. It’s 3:30 am… I’m only photogenic between noon and 5pm.

sincerelyyoursxthebreakfastclub:

30 years ago today, The Breakfast Club met for detention.

sincerelyyoursxthebreakfastclub:

30 years ago today, The Breakfast Club met for detention.

hatefuckthecrowdwithmagic:

holyfuckmeinthemouth:

jessaleerempel:

vivi-shiba:

j-aws:

ryedragon:

inritum:

reblog and make a wish!this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

yay its back.

so…I half jokingly reblogged this yesterday cos I thought it was a nice picture…and was like oh wow I only get wishes on birthdays what would I wish for?!?!?! how about gainful employment L0L… and like…I have a job now? That I never applied for? That someone just called me up and said “here, have this”? In a place I really really like?So like… h8ers gonna h8 or something

here goes

can’t help myself

I’m only doing this so I can reblog it later and be like “dreams never come true cry urself to sleep”

hatefuckthecrowdwithmagic:

holyfuckmeinthemouth:

jessaleerempel:

vivi-shiba:

j-aws:

ryedragon:

inritum:

reblog and make a wish!


this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

yay its back.

so…
I half jokingly reblogged this yesterday cos I thought it was a nice picture…
and was like oh wow I only get wishes on birthdays what would I wish for?!?!?! how about gainful employment L0L

… and like…

I have a job now? That I never applied for? That someone just called me up and said “here, have this”? In a place I really really like?

So like… h8ers gonna h8 or something

here goes

can’t help myself

I’m only doing this so I can reblog it later and be like “dreams never come true cry urself to sleep”